I have been a game advisor for a long time now and I seem to always get the same questions. One of them being "King Dose how does one text a girl without looking dumb?" Well, first of all, I prefer face to face conversations and limited phone talk. Vocal inflections are important when you spit game to a female. Body language and eye contact are very important also. And on a side note seasoned players don’t get girls numbers they give their numbers to girls and tell them when to call. But that’s some upper-level player game so let’s just stick to the basics and crawl before we run marathons.
For all of those who want to learn the art of texting and how to text a woman I’ve got you covered player. First of all, there are three different rules when texting a girl.
Rule 1. Keep It Short.
When you first meet a woman you want your texts to be short and straight to the point. You don’t want to write essays or book reports poindexter. If it’s your first text after meeting her you should send something like “hey this is Jay we met at the club last night, what you are up to?”
She’ll either text you back and let you know what she’s up to or not, hell she might not even remember you. Trust me she gave her number to at least ten other guys that night. And you might just be a blur in her memory bank.
I hope that is not the case. When you approach a woman you’re supposed to leave a memorable impression with her. Don’t worry ill teach you how to do that in player university. The purpose of an introductory text is to warm her up before your first phone call. Which itself is another whole video lesson.
But let’s say things go smoothly and she texts back “Hey I’m at work but how are you doing?” You simply text back I’m good I was taking care of some business and you ran through my mind. But if you’re working I can try to hit you back later. Now let’s deconstruct that text message and what it’s saying to her
I was taking care of some business and you ran through my mind/ translation I’m out here getting money doing me not even thinking about you but since I have a minute or two what’s up?
But if your busy I’ll try to hit you back later translation/ I’m not really pressed to talk to you so you should be happy I texted, now are you really busy if so I might give it one more shot or I might not.
Let’s say she is really busy, OK, she has your number chill and let her text you back. If you don’t hear from her, give it a day or two. Text her back at a different time if you get no reply, fuck her she not interested or has a boyfriend.
And yes women do play text games and will not reply just to see if you are going to blow her phone up. Please don’t do that. She will put you in the stalker category plus it shows you have no patience or self-control. And if she does respond to your second text don’t bore her to death as I stated before.
So let’s rewind back to the first text let’s say she responds back “I’m not busy what’s up?” Text her back that you thought she was fly the night you met her and the vibe was good between the both of you and you wanted to take her out, if she texts back cool and she would like that too.
Ask her when is a good time to call her to set up those plans. After she replies back you text back cool and that you have to get back to taking care of your business, but you will call her at the time you both agreed too. It’s as simple as that playboy.
Rule 2 No Smiley Faces.
I’m going to say this once and only once no emoji’s! That’s right no smiley faces, hearts or hand signs when spitting at a woman through text. You have to keep it smooth and Mackish. Unicorns and happy faces are neither Mackish nor smooth.
Honestly, there are a hundred reasons that women shouldn’t use emojis either. Text abbreviations like wyd (what are you doing) and lol (laughing out loud) are OK but use stuff like that sparingly, unless you are a younger guy around fifteen or sixteen spitting at a teeny bopper from your high school but still no emojis.
Rule 3 No Sex Talk.
After numerous phone calls and you two go out a few times you can loosen up a little bit. Now listen, fellows, I said to loosen up a bit not get comfortable and start texting about sex.
A lot of my students ask when it is cool to start texting about sex. And my answer is always NEVER unless the two of you are already in a sexual relationship.
And since you two are obviously not, NEVER means NEVER. Sending her dick pics or asking for nude pictures of her is a bad idea, trust me women will always see guys who they are not screwing; that text about sex as perverts and thirsty weirdos.
If you are banging her, sexy texts are foreplay. If you are not it’s creepy. Even if she initiates the subject of sex and tries to open the door don’t walk through that doorway, it’s just another trap she’s testing you, player. Play it smooth and just laugh it off with a playful text back. Not only will this confuse her it will delight her. And she will think “damn he’s different than those other twenty guys sending me pics of their willy whackers on a daily basis.”
Now after you and she are intimate that’s a whole different ball game. If you laid that pipe right and you're inside her head like you should be, you’re good to go. And now you can send texts that read ” I'm on my way to get you on your lunch break to fuck your brains out. And here’s a picture of how hard it is for you”
Like I said fellows once you hit that ass it’s a whole different story. But for now, just follow these three simple rules, one keeps your text short, two no emojis and three no sex talk.
If you do these three things you’re well on your way to the promised land. By the way If you're interested in catching a woman’s attention check out my eBook 7 ways to attract women click here usually the game is to be sold not told but today it’s absolutely free.
Sincerely King Dose