I have been a game advisor for a long time now and I seem to always get the same questions. One of them being "King Dose how does one text a girl without looking dumb?" Well, first of all, I prefer face to face conversations and limited phone talk. Vocal inflections are important when you spit game to a female. Body language and eye contact are very important also. And on a side note seasoned players don’t get girls numbers they give their numbers to girls and tell them when to call. But that’s some upper-level player game so let’s just stick to the basics and crawl before we run marathons.
For all of those who want to learn the art of texting and how to text a woman I’ve got you covered player. First of all, there are three different rules when texting a girl.
Rule 1. Keep It Short.
When you first meet a woman you want your texts to be short and straight to the point. You don’t want to write essays or book reports poindexter. If it’s your first text after meeting her you should send something like “hey this is Jay we met at the club last night, what you are up to?”
She’ll either text you back and let you know what she’s up to or not, hell she might not even remember you. Trust me she gave her number to at least ten other guys that night. And you might just be a blur in her memory bank.
I hope that is not the case. When you approach a woman you’re supposed to leave a memorable impression with her. Don’t worry ill teach you how to do that in player university. The purpose of an introductory text is to warm her up before your first phone call. Which itself is another whole video lesson.
But let’s say things go smoothly and she texts back “Hey I’m at work but how are you doing?” You simply text back I’m good I was taking care of some business and you ran through my mind. But if you’re working I can try to hit you back later. Now let’s deconstruct that text message and what it’s saying to her
I was taking care of some business and you ran through my mind/ translation I’m out here getting money doing me not even thinking about you but since I have a minute or two what’s up?
But if your busy I’ll try to hit you back later translation/ I’m not really pressed to talk to you so you should be happy I texted, now are you really busy if so I might give it one more shot or I might not.
Let’s say she is really busy, OK, she has your number chill and let her text you back. If you don’t hear from her, give it a day or two. Text her back at a different time if you get no reply, fuck her she not interested or has a boyfriend.
And yes women do play text games and will not reply just to see if you are going to blow her phone up. Please don’t do that. She will put you in the stalker category plus it shows you have no patience or self-control. And if she does respond to your second text don’t bore her to death as I stated before.
So let’s rewind back to the first text let’s say she responds back “I’m not busy what’s up?” Text her back that you thought she was fly the night you met her and the vibe was good between the both of you and you wanted to take her out, if she texts back cool and she would like that too.
Ask her when is a good time to call her to set up those plans. After she replies back you text back cool and that you have to get back to taking care of your business, but you will call her at the time you both agreed too. It’s as simple as that playboy.
Rule 2 No Smiley Faces.
I’m going to say this once and only once no emoji’s! That’s right no smiley faces, hearts or hand signs when spitting at a woman through text. You have to keep it smooth and Mackish. Unicorns and happy faces are neither Mackish nor smooth.
Honestly, there are a hundred reasons that women shouldn’t use emojis either. Text abbreviations like wyd (what are you doing) and lol (laughing out loud) are OK but use stuff like that sparingly, unless you are a younger guy around fifteen or sixteen spitting at a teeny bopper from your high school but still no emojis.
Rule 3 No Sex Talk.
After numerous phone calls and you two go out a few times you can loosen up a little bit. Now listen, fellows, I said to loosen up a bit not get comfortable and start texting about sex.
A lot of my students ask when it is cool to start texting about sex. And my answer is always NEVER unless the two of you are already in a sexual relationship.
And since you two are obviously not, NEVER means NEVER. Sending her dick pics or asking for nude pictures of her is a bad idea, trust me women will always see guys who they are not screwing; that text about sex as perverts and thirsty weirdos.
If you are banging her, sexy texts are foreplay. If you are not it’s creepy. Even if she initiates the subject of sex and tries to open the door don’t walk through that doorway, it’s just another trap she’s testing you, player. Play it smooth and just laugh it off with a playful text back. Not only will this confuse her it will delight her. And she will think “damn he’s different than those other twenty guys sending me pics of their willy whackers on a daily basis.”
Now after you and she are intimate that’s a whole different ball game. If you laid that pipe right and you're inside her head like you should be, you’re good to go. And now you can send texts that read ” I'm on my way to get you on your lunch break to fuck your brains out. And here’s a picture of how hard it is for you”
Like I said fellows once you hit that ass it’s a whole different story. But for now, just follow these three simple rules, one keeps your text short, two no emojis and three no sex talk.
If you do these three things you’re well on your way to the promised land. By the way If you're interested in catching a woman’s attention check out my eBook 7 ways to attract women click here usually the game is to be sold not told but today it’s absolutely free.
Sincerely King Dose
There is a fifth dimension. In this dimension you’re constantly doing favors for absolutely nothing in return. In this dimension she tells you stories about other guys and how cute they are. You may also hear phrases like “I’m sorry but I think of you like a brother” or “why can’t the guys I like be like you?”
That’s right big fellow you guessed it, you have entered the friend zone!
So you really thought you were making progress? You took her out a few times. She has been calling you on a regular basis. You two even Netflix and chilled until you realize the chill part was just that chilling and nothing else. All of the sudden it slowly creeps up on you. The realization for her you are not boyfriend material. But you would make a perfect male friend. Sucks don’t it?
But don’t worry I’m going to help you get out of the friend zone. And right where you want to be and that’s between her erogenous zones. OK fellows so here it is the number one way to get out the friend zone is... are you ready? To stay out of the friend zone you have to never get put in there in the first damn place.
Disappointed in my big reveal? You shouldn’t be. If you get put in the friend zone it’s your fault and your fault only. Seriously think about it. When you first met her you felt her negative energy and you probably could tell she wasn’t interested in you.
But instead of cutting your losses you decided to take the buddy approach. And that was a big mistake. And even if you did start out with your true intentions being known, somewhere down the line you ignored the warning signs. It’s like I said before stay out of the friend zone either she takes you seriously from the start or you charge her to the game and move on to the next female.
By never letting her forget that you want to be more than friends. She can never put you in that category. I don’t care how much she claims that you’re a nice guy, your reply should be thanks but I still want to have sex with you.
When she says you’re like a brother to me, that’s nice but I’m not your brother and I want to have sex. And guys don’t actually use those words be creative with your reply. But make sure it has the same intent. Now me, I will actually say those words, but my swag is on 100 and my confidence level is off the roof. But like I said be creative and respectful but make it plain and clear you want more than a friendship
OK now if you have been in the friend zone for a while you can’t take the I’m trying to have sex approach. You already let it go too far. She is use to you being in that friend zone and has no intentions of letting you out.
But don’t worry I got your back. Here are three surefire ways to get out of the friend zone.
1. Stop being so damn available.
Stop letting her take advantage of you and your time. When she needs a favor let her know you are busy or at least charge her for it. Hanging pictures, moving furniture and paying for car repairs are boyfriend chores. And since you are not her boyfriend she shouldn’t expect those favors from you.
If you don’t like confrontations then go straight to number two.
That’s right ghost her cock teasing ass. Disappear for a while let her miss what she has been taking for granted. When I was younger I was friends with this one chick let’s call her college girl. After taking her out and loaning her money college girl still put me in the friend zone. I took her on Expensive dates but no sex, nice gifts but no sex. I even loaned her money that she rarely paid back but no sex. I realized this was a vicious circle I was in and it was not getting any better. But yet I still tried to hang in there.
Things finally came to a head when her roommate let it slip that she was screwing some guy that she had just met two weeks prior. I had known her for over a year. I was so pissed off that I stopped calling her, whenever she called I let her know I was busy and would call her back later. I never did.
It took a few weeks of blowing her off but she finally got the message, take me out the friend zone or lose me completely. Now I’m not going to lie I lost contact with her for about 4 months. I even changed my phone number. But wouldn’t you know it one late night there was a knock at my door.
It was college girl she had drove 2 hours from her school campus to our hometown to visit family and decided to look me up. I could tell she had been partying a little bit from the smell of alcohol on her breath. I let her in from the look on her face I could tell she wasn’t there to talk about old times.
We had sex that night and eventually got into a relationship that lasted about two years .She’s married now but we still talk on the phone on holidays and birthdays. And now we really are friends. But that was my choice not hers. Trust me fellows this will work.
3. Make her jealous
The third and final way to get out the friend zone is to try and bang one of her friends. In fact ask her to set you up with one of her friends. At first she may laugh it off like you are joking but let her know that you are dead serious. Let me tell you a secret about women fellows they are very competitive with each other, don’t let all that girl power talk fool you.
Women also talk too much; trust me they love to brag to each other. She has definitely told all of her girlfriends about the things that you do for her. All the favors and how if she snaps her fingers’ how you come running.
And guess what those very same friends are thinking? The same thing she would be thinking if the roles were reversed. I would love for him to do those things for me. And if you let it be known that you are interested in one of them friend or no friend a high percent of them will date you.
She might be reluctant to give her blessings at first but she really has no ground to stand on. If you are truly her friend she would want to see you happy right?
Things to ask her “I mean we are just friends right?” “You don’t mind if I date her right?” “I mean you don’t look at me in that way right?”
Now the onus is on her. She has to make a choice lose you to one of her friends and watch the two of you do things you two used to do or give you the chance of being with her. It’s that simple.
Let me say this, all three of these methods can work as long as you are willing to commit to them But nothing is 100 percent so in the back of your mind you must accept the fact that if they don’t work, you are willing to walk away from this chick forever. The bottom line is if she can’t see what a great guy you are then she doesn’t deserve your friendship or anything else.
Personally I would make her kick rocks and find someone who appreciates me for me. And don’t take her rejection personally if she can’t see that you’re a catch then to hell with her. But there you have it three ways to get out of the friend zone. Be sure to join me on YouTube to catch my weekly videos and also take a listen to my weekly podcasts.
Sincerely King Dose